My brother in-law, who is a Christian, sent me this.
I need your advice on how to react to it.
Here it is:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
He then says, "Damn, It doesn't get more accurate than that!"
It is scary that Bill actually thinks this is funny. Wow. How world views can be different. How do I diplomatically tell Bill that I totally disagree with him? His most likely response will be, "Oh, I'm just having a few laughs. Don't get so uptight." Wish me luck :)
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